Surviving Another Useless Meeting. Unisex Hoodie

Surviving the circus, one useless meeting at a time. Cozy never looked this rebellious.

Forget cozy clichés. This hoodie isn’t for curling up — it’s for calling out the circus. Soft? Yes. Stylish? Always. Perfect for cold nights and colder corporate bullshit.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Why We Don’t Stockpile Hoodies Like It’s 2010
We make your hoodie after you order it. Not before. Not in bulk. Not to sit in a sad warehouse waiting for clearance sales.

Because:
- We’re not into waste. (Of fabric or energy.)
- You get freshly made drip. Not dusty leftovers.
- No overproduction = no landfill guilt.
- It’s called exclusive, babe. Look it up.

On-demand only.
If you wanted fast fashion, you wouldn’t be here.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!