Late? Never Cared Unisex Hoodie

Clock in, tune out.
This hoodie is for every employee who shows up fashionably detached and unbothered by fake urgency. Featuring the bold slogan “I’m not late, I just work here,” it’s your official uniform for corporate chaos, passive-aggressive pings, and caffeine-fueled survival.

Oversized fit, sarcastic energy, zero effort given.
Welcome to the Work-Life Circus — grab the hoodie, the clown mask is optional.

Why We Don’t Stockpile Hoodies Like It’s 2010
We make your hoodie after you order it. Not before. Not in bulk. Not to sit in a sad warehouse waiting for clearance sales.

Because:
- We’re not into waste. (Of fabric or energy.)
- You get freshly made drip. Not dusty leftovers.
- No overproduction = no landfill guilt.
- It’s called exclusive, babe. Look it up.

On-demand only.
If you wanted fast fashion, you wouldn’t be here.

Want a mini line to slap under the product like a mic drop?
👉 Made to order. Because we care. Just not about urgency.

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SayLess Wear ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at sayless.collabz@gmail.com

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