I'm here for food - Unisex Christmas Sweatshirt

For the ones who show up to the party strictly for snacks and zero human interaction — this sweatshirt gets you.
Soft, warm, and socially unavailable. Wear it to dodge conversations, protect your peace, and make your priorities painfully clear.

Classic fit, ribbed everything, stupidly comfortable fleece inside. Dress it up, dress it down, survive Christmas — your call.

Details (aka the grown-up part):
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather: 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs & hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Fit Note: This one runs small. Order one size up unless you enjoy suffering.

Why We Don’t Stockpile Hoodies Like It’s 2010
We make your hoodie after you order it. Not before. Not in bulk. Not to sit in a sad warehouse waiting for clearance sales.

Because:
- We’re not into waste. (Of fabric or energy.)
- You get freshly made drip. Not dusty leftovers.
- No overproduction = no landfill guilt.
- It’s called exclusive, babe. Look it up.

On-demand only.
If you wanted fast fashion, you wouldn’t be here.

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