Socially Unavailable - Cuffed Beanie

The beanie for when you’re warm, but your social battery is ice-cold.
Snug, soft, and straight to the point. Throw it on when you want silence, comfort, and zero small talk.

Details (for the responsible adults):

• 100% Turbo Acrylic
• 12″ (30 cm) length — cozy but not clingy
• Hypoallergenic
• Unisex fit
• Hand-wash friendly
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh, or the Republic of Korea

Why We Don’t Stockpile Hoodies Like It’s 2010
We make your hoodie after you order it. Not before. Not in bulk. Not to sit in a sad warehouse waiting for clearance sales.

Because:
- We’re not into waste. (Of fabric or energy.)
- You get freshly made drip. Not dusty leftovers.
- No overproduction = no landfill guilt.
- It’s called exclusive, babe. Look it up.

On-demand only.
If you wanted fast fashion, you wouldn’t be here.