Corporate Doesn’t Deserve Me Unisex Hoodie

Step right up to the Work-Life Circus, where deadlines juggle themselves and you’re the unwilling clown. Our Corporate Doesn’t Deserve Me hoodie is your daily reminder that you’re too sharp, too bold, and too damn good to be trapped in a cubicle zoo.

Made for rebels of the 9-to-5 grind, this hoodie blends effortless comfort with unapologetic attitude. Premium cotton fleece keeps you cozy while you give side-eye to endless meetings and corporate buzzwords. Whether you’re “WFH” or plotting your exit strategy, wear it as your armor against mediocrity.

On-demand made — because we don’t do mass-produced conformity here. Each hoodie is created only when you order it: sustainable, waste-free, and just as unique as your boundary-setting energy.

SayLess. Be more. Let corporate know—it’s not you, it’s them.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador


Why We Don’t Stockpile Hoodies Like It’s 2010

We make your hoodie after you order it. Not before. Not in bulk. Not to sit in a sad warehouse waiting for clearance sales.

Because:
We’re not into waste. (Of fabric or energy.)
You get freshly made drip. Not dusty leftovers.
No overproduction = no landfill guilt.
It’s called exclusive, babe. Look it up.

On-demand only.
If you wanted fast fashion, you wouldn’t be here.

Want a mini line to slap under the product like a mic drop?
👉 Made to order. Because we care. Just not about urgency.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SayLess Wear ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at sayless.collabz@gmail.com 

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